Simonicus 

Greekesque parody of the name Simon.

Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.

This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.

If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.

Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.

"Hi, I'm Simonicus."

*gee that guy's coming across as a bit of a tool*

Simonicus by Meiandus January 13, 2014

Spoony Spoonicus

the man who invented the spoon

Spoony Spoonicus, you're mad, you cannot invent an object with a small handle and a cup like head.

Spoony Spoonicus by been jammin August 26, 2005

Coitus saxonicus 

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

Coitus saxonicus by Quagman November 27, 2012

simonique 

Simonique is wonderful loving young lady, can be aggressive at some point but that just the way she shows her love to people she care about.she goofy fun but boring as hell in her own ways

Simonique is very sweet with her friends

simonique by Simonique June 7, 2021

Spoonicus Rex 

The name and species of the first Home Boy to walk the planet. This species was from the East Coast region of the United States. His legacy can be seen in the streets, subways cars and clubs in most metropolitan areas.

You have never heard of The Spoonicus Rex? He was the 1st Homeboy to walk the planet. The last siting of him was in Brooklyn New York.

Spoonicus Rex by Mr. Fixit Sr. October 6, 2010

Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.

*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!

Simpicus begonus by Smiley the god March 29, 2020

Simonious 

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.

I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.

Simonious by Qrut February 4, 2021