simonetta 

A tall and independent female who is a great role model and a great person. People don't see her as the intellect she is but she smart and intelligent additionally she is hillarious!

Omg did you see Simonetta over there.

simonetta by Octavia_xox May 29, 2021

simonetta 

A drug dealer that buys stuff for her friends, for example Hogwarts glass cups or owl plushy thingies.

"Oh em gee, she's such a Simonetta"

simonetta by Martoreon November 4, 2017

Simonetta 

A very white kid with a very small white dick.

Ayo, look at that Simonetta over there. Let's go roast him!

Simonetta by The best finger shanker February 24, 2022

hayden simonetta 

a very very very rich kid with a very very very big forehead. Boyfriend of Lily Dranko. He is a very nice kid and he loves to play with kenetic sand.

I wish i was as rich as that kid hayden simonetta.

hayden simonetta by Hayden Simonatta January 20, 2019

Simonita 

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!

"Simonita is truly crazy!"

Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017

simonetti 

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

simonetti by IrishPirate November 18, 2005

simonet 

doing something stupid or wrecklace without thinking

that kid just did made a huge simonet and it may have completely ruined his life

simonet by joe wiles101 June 14, 2010