Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.
Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.
The Term "Simon" May Be Used To Describe/Label, A Specific Analysis Of a Person, In A Positive Manner. Therefore The Word Simon Is Used Discreetly To Mean Perfection/Amazing/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass.
"I Think That Fellows Name May Be Simon, Seeing As He Is Rather Bloody Amazing/Perfection/Awesome/One Hot Piece Of Ass."
"well, you should. your life will be more complete."
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!