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Someone who thinks they're good in bed when actually they're great! Simon brown's tend to be sex gods but are usually cocky with it. They are very swagarific meaning they have loads of bitches and big ass crew. This crew will often contain a charlotte who is fabulous and he loves and envys. He is very bootilicious and is the life of the party but is also very witty. Beware though they can sometimes be sexist but a dick slapper like charlotte often knocks some sense into them and make them a more swagtasticly amazing person.
"Wow that's a top quality Simon brown"
by Da real swag queen August 16, 2013
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