A blonde-haired creature with youthful features usually standing roughly 6 feet in height. Contrary to popular belief, the Silly Fetus' hair is naturally blonde despite its black eyebrows. Its name is derived from its odd temperament (Silly) and the fact that it commonly smells as if it just came out of a vagina (fetus). The vaginal scent from the Silly Fetus is a mystery to many scientists as the creature does not get a lot of pussy.
A: What's that walking through the woods?? A Silly Fetus perhaps?

B: No, that's Sasquatch.

A: How can you be so sure?

B: It doesn't smell like a fish market out here.
by SeeMan July 19, 2012
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