signor

A cocky pric who doesn't know his ass from a whole in the ground, a chevy lover and loves to "clean out the rear" chevy owner stile with his butt buddy Furgguson

signor is a pric
signor is such a fag

by big7in November 21, 2016

signorance

The attribute a person has when they leave their directional signal on in their car for extended periods of time, while they are oblivious to that fact.

That person ahead of us has had their directional signal on for miles! They have signorance!

by Don Wally July 7, 2009

signorant

To give your signature or consent on a form where you have not read all of the fine print. Many of us fall susceptible to this when checking off the 'I Agree' box in user-agreements for websites or software.

Person 1: Oh, I already signed the contract.
Person 2: ...that was fast. Did you remember to read all the fine print?
Person 1: No. Why?
Person 2: How could you be so damn signorant?

by martage August 18, 2009

signore

when the person you send a Facebook message to views your message (thus sending the 'seen at xx.xx' to your chat message) continues to ignore your message. also known as being signored or seen ignoring

guy to girl: hey, what's up?
*seen at 8.49pm*
guy: oh good she's seen my message, now she'll begin to type a reply
***20 mins later***
guy: fuck, did she just signore me?

by unitedstatesofbitchtits September 29, 2013

stephanie signore

the ugliest girl in the world. just looking at her burns your eyes.

Dakota couldn't even look at the girl because she was such a stephanie signore.

by Charlotte Russo November 23, 2010

brutto il signore

"Brutto il signore" literally means "Ugly (the) God". The Catholic Church is really powerful in Italy and insults to God, Jesus, Mary and all the other saints are very badly judged (it's actually a crime) but, at the same time, very common. People use "Brutto il signore" even to complain about anything, for example when they accidentally hurt theirselves or it starts raining. It's particulary in the folk customs of the two regions of Veneto and Tuscany, where they use these kind of expressions ("Dio Maiale", "Madonna Puttana", "Cane di Gesù" and so on) very often and at every age.

*a hammer or another heavy objects falls on one's foot*
(loud) "BRUTTO IL SIGNORE!!!"

"I've been in queue for an hour to get the ticket and so I missed the last train, brutto il signore!"

by Dolce Euchessina February 12, 2014

porco il signore

typical italian blasfemy, used at least 3 to 4 times per hour by real og italians.
literally "god lord is a pig"

Porco il signore, se non ti stai zitta ti legno.
Porco il signore, if u dont shut ur fucking mouth imma beat ur ass up

Porco il signore, quando c'era lui...
Porco il signore, when he was still here...
(referred to dux, ducis)

by torto è gentile November 22, 2021