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Singality 

Abstract Noun
1. The characteristic of being single.

Limiting Adjective
1. Describing someone or something as being characteristically single.
Noun
ex. While sipping his gin, Tim felt comfortable with his singality.

Limiting Adjective
ex. Men and women flocked once knews spread about Laura's newfound singality.
Singality by Inigo Montoya January 11, 2008

Senility Rocks!

Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.
1) A: Where did I put my pen?

B: It's there in front of you!

A: Doh! Senility rocks!

2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?

B: You did - seven times now.

A: Oops - Senility Rocks
Senility Rocks! by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010

signifitent

we went camping last night & it was def signifitent.
signifitent by GlazeHer August 9, 2016

Signabilityness 

the ability to be signed, such as the ability of a NFL team to sign a player
ut Next time I might consider factoring in revenue. It might add to the signabilityness of a team.
Signabilityness by mm6492 February 19, 2011

Signalite 

A person who works at CodeSignal.
Two Signalites were having a meeting.
Signalite by logrotate May 10, 2022

Spenility 

(n.) a condition in which one’s penis gets old and no longer can engage in normal activities
“Joe’s okay but his penis doesn’t have any idea what to do anymore, it’s like he has spenility or something.”
Spenility by GreenLanternMD February 9, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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