Sidewards Taco 

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

Sidewards Taco by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013

Sideways Taco 

A term for a vagina with large, flapping labia majora.

Mios Dios! That sideways taco is enough to feed all the king's horses and all the king's men!

Sideways Taco by Slick Dick Lick/Gerber Baby June 18, 2004

Sideways Taco 

When turning a taco sideways (vertical) it resembles a vagina.

Woodsie - I'm Hungry
Sile - You should call Cindy, She'd love to give you her famous Sideways Taco
Woodsie - Word

Sideways Taco by Dan "Skidmarks" August 1, 2008

mexican sideways taco 

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

mexican sideways taco by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

a sideways taco 

a woman's vagina

Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.

a sideways taco by Nefairyious March 1, 2016

sideways fuzzy taco 

common name for an unshaved pussy. think about it.

"hey where were you last night?"

"getting the sideways fuzzy taco from your mom, dude."

sideways fuzzy taco by han377 November 2, 2008