Irish Man Side Neck 

The little bits of hair that grow on the side of your neck as the skin fade grows out

“Your Irish Man Side Neck is showing up and barbers are closed for another week, want me to trim it for you?”

Irish Man Side Neck by VinylBlocks November 26, 2020

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

man on the side 

The man that a women in a relationship messes around with on the side.

Nosey Bitch 1: I herd that Jess is messing around with Pete but still going out with Steve.

Nosey Bitch 2: Really? I always knew she had a man on the side.

man on the side by Mirandom January 14, 2007

good carpet side manners 

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

good carpet side manners by mpm July 23, 2014

Sideman Syndrome 

This is the case of being a sideman to everyone, even if you are in a new friend's group you are still a sideman. To identify someone infected with sideman syndrome you must spot the sideman in a group if friend's which are sidemen.

"Oi Mike has sideman syndrome"
"yeah i know that twat is still a sideman even with other sidemen"

Sideman Syndrome by "Mike has sideman syndrome" March 31, 2015

Sideman 

An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.

There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.

A Sideman is the male counterpart to a Sidechick.

Chris: What, did Steven beat that yeah?

Tyrone: Nah man, he took her shopping then she ducked.

Chris: Steven is a sideman bruv!

Sideman by TheDefinitionOfSlang July 4, 2012

sideman 

A person who will follow someone then snake them later also called a sidedish or follower

Hes such a sideman

sideman by ya boi skinny dip January 22, 2018