Absolutely the best fucking person in the world!! , you can hurt his as much as you want but he will still find a way to love you and bring a smile in ur face , Siam is a nice, humble and sexy looking guy , he is so hot that once he went to a modeling contest and they said: sorry professionals not allowed , he is also know for his brilliant ability in football, and many people believe that he is the future of football, he also has a huge cock which can satisfy you easily , his balls are so big that even a whale cant fit it in its mouth , he can also satisfy milfs , so if your mum is interested you call him , he is so humble that he satisfies for free , he is so relevant that some countries changed its name to siam , he is the greatest of all time, he is a living legend and the goat of this generation.
• I would donate my moms ass just to see siam once, he is so hot.
•Holyy shit , thats a siam cock .
•why are you so siam.
by King jjjking November 22, 2021
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The Name that Thailand was known until 1939
ahh..Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian
consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
by Brother Number One November 6, 2003
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1. Previous name of Thailand, lasts until 1939.
2. A name for a section in Bangkok where many shopping centres/department stores are.
3. A person name.
4. It means "thief" by the Khmers. They use this word when they lose their claims over "their" cultural properties to their western neighbour country, despite stealing them from India.
(1) Siam is a better name than Thailand in my opinion.
(2, 3) Mr.Siam went to Siam last week.
(4) Dumb Khmer person : REEEEEEEEEE The Thais stole our Khol! Those fcking Siams!
by Shiine-1 February 18, 2022
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Singaporean/Malaysian slang for "get lost" or "go away"
Hey, you look troubled, is there anyth-
SIAM LAH!
by the guys who brought you... March 18, 2011
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Acronym for Standard Issue Action Movie. Used for a movie that ticks all the boxes required for the action movie genre and no more... Thus being 'Standard Issue'.
Chez: "I went to go and see the A-Team last night."
Nobby: "How was it?"
Chez: "Was just a SIAM dude. Alright but just went through the motions."
by chez-a-pez January 20, 2011
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Siam is a name commonly known as Thailand

Siam means the person that is a smartass
What a "Siam" that idiot is,,,
by The "S" Team May 6, 2016
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A wonderful individual in which he is outgoing, laughs at mostly everything and definitely the life of every party! Would make you laugh in ways that you wouldn’t think is possible.
Broooo, have you met Siam? He’s actually such a fun bloke to be around.”
by Siaminati Curry November 22, 2021
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