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A peice of cheese (urban cheese... only black people eat it).
OMG... Shwed is off the shizzle ma fizzle fuck you fucker i'll fuck you up and then like do something like play pokemon ruby version on xbox and save it and get to lvl 4 on halo 2 and then like get the key and then kill some guys with my shooter gun its like OMFG wow... its so good its gotta be fattening. Shwed.
Shwed by Shwed November 15, 2004
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Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky
e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again
A private room where a woman can relax, be alone and do whatever she pleases. Similar to a Man Cave.
My wife has turned the guest room into her own private She Shed. Its complete with angels, butterflies, incense, books, and flat screen TV. I am forbidden to enter!
She Shed by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2017

Bread in the Shed 

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"
Bread in the Shed by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006
A town in south-eastern New Brunswick, Canada. Mostly populated by Acadians but also has a fair share of English and French Canadians, during the summer it's a popular tourist town, prior to it's touristic attraction, it was a poor Acadian town with the exception of the wealthy White English-Canadian families. Many Acadians settled in Shediac after their forced expulsion by the British Empire in 1755.
My name is Eddie à Pti Alphonse, and I'm a Chiac-Acadian from Shediac.
Shediac by elchiac_acajin October 14, 2020

Schweddy 

Mr. Pete Schweddy is a fictional character from the Saturday Night Live sketch 'Delicious Dish.' Mr. Schweddy represents the (equally fictional) Schweddy Family line of meat products, including Schweddy Balls and Schweddy Weiner. He has " ... quite a reputation as the king of stadium-cooked cuisine."

The sketch is quite funny, and pretty obviously all about sexual innuendo. 'Schweddy' sounds like 'sweaty,' and all the various interpretations of 'meat' refer to male genitals. The outrageousness of the references steadily increases as the sketch goes on.
Pete Schweddy: That's right. I'm proud to say I've won great acclaim for my takes on popcorn, crackerjacks, and pretzel bread. But I think what I am most known for is my weiner.

Margaret Jo McCullen: Your weiner. Wow. You don't say.

Pete Schweddy: I sure do. Would you like to see it?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Please. Please. (Pete pulls out a tray of weiners) Wow ...

Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.

Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?

Pete Schweddy: (chuckles) You flatter me!

head shed 

In military terms another name for Command or Control Center.
Be sure and run it past the head shed for approval before implementing.
head shed by fusebiter December 13, 2012