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A word created by college students one sunny morning in a distant land and to be on Urban Dictionary is their dream.

"The only word you will ever need. Works as a verb or noun, and means whatever the user needs it to."
Dan: So what do you think about the situation?
Chris: Idk, Shwaznaughts.

Chris: Did you see the new kid?
Dan: Yeah he is such a Shwaznaughts.
by Creator of Words September 22, 2012

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