Shwam-wow

1) A different name for the popular shammy towel, Shamwow

2) A combination of shwam and wow.

1) Person #1- Did you get the Shamwow.
Person #2- No, its the Shwam-Wow!

2) MW2 fan #1- OMG! Shepard killed Ghost and Roach.
MW2 fan #2- Shwam-Wow, that dude is a prick.

by Awesomestwawesomest April 1, 2010

Shwam Pit

a really, nasty, sweaty, sticky, armpit...

example one: (referring to someone) What a shwam pit!
example two: Dang, i got shwam-pits (a.k.a sweaty armpits)

by tittytwistermaster February 5, 2010

shwam

To hype someone or something up

Person a “I got an A on my math test”

Person b “ouuu shwam!”

by Shwam!!! May 10, 2019

Shwam

A defense mechanism that is used in the form of crying.

“Oh no, I’m under attack. I must shwam. “

by averygerachi March 19, 2019