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Shuttle dock 

Two guys, one, girl, one condom. Guy number one uses the condom with the girl. When finished, he goes tip to tip with guy number two and rolls the condom onto guy number two. "Docking the shuttle."
"Mark and I were in quite a bind last night. We only had one rubber, so we had to shuttle dock it."
Shuttle dock by Faux 1605 December 17, 2008
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Shuttle Docking 

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"

shuttle docking 

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.
Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.
shuttle docking by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

shuttlecocking 

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom
Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.
shuttlecocking by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

shuttlecock 

This is a cock on the move. It takes the shuttle, to avoid nasty traffic.
Wow, look a that shuttle cock go; it just avoided alot of traffic.
shuttlecock by Nichole~ June 6, 2005

shuttlecock 

The Bidie played with in the game badminton.,..The greatest pun for T-shirts ever made! and your teacher/ principal cant ban it cuz it refers to a sport!
Suck my shuttlecock!
I love Shuttlecocks
shuttlecock by Hanna Sender May 13, 2005

Shuttlecock 

The hairstyle of a man who has a bald spot, but still has long hair.
My friend, I know you want to rock, but the shuttlecock does not help. The long hair with the bald spot is like the see-saw shared by the obese man and the anorexic. It is unbalanced my friend, and not a very fun ride.
Shuttlecock by Roadside Jesus April 7, 2008
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