Shuttiquette 

the formal and polite way to tell someone to shut up !

my sister is talking really really loud about stupid stuff..
so " hey you, SHUTTIQUETTE!!

Person: *blah blah blah blah.. boring story.. blah blah bla*
You: SHUTTIQUETTE!!!!

your boss is yammering on for ever.. oh excuse me , can you shuttiquette?

Shuttiquette by dapanda56 February 25, 2013

shitiquette 

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

shitiquette by Neologizer March 15, 2010

Slutiquette

Code of behavior for a slut. Etiquettes expected from you if you define yourself as a slut, or if others define you as a slut. Generally used as a compliment.

Female acts sexy nearby a bunch of hot guys in a club. Female friend goes, "You got slutiquette girl!". Female replies, "Shite, oh yeah I do!"

Slutiquette by tartypus October 22, 2014

shitiquette 

a prescribed or accepted code of office bathroom etiquette

The new guy has no shitiquette. He saddled up in the stall next to me for the second time this week. We're not playing {battle shits} for Christ's sake!

shitiquette by stuperuser April 16, 2015

shitetiquette 

the artful skill of a properly timed courtesy flush or spray of air freshener after tossing nuggets in the growler. well mannered occupancy off bathroom stall and actions reflecting such.

"Aunt Audrey's been blowing that toilet up all day, but no worries, she's got impeccable shitetiquette..

shitetiquette by J_Squared October 22, 2015

Shitetiquette 

The etiquette surrounding pooing. In particular the rules of shitting whilst at someone else’s house.

John has only been here 20 minutes and he’s already unloaded in the downstairs loo.

Mate, that’s bad shitetiquette!

Shitetiquette by Amanda OB June 12, 2024