Šutruk-Nakhunte was a damn king. In fact he was the greatest damn king to ever live. Too bad nobody knows who the hell he was because he isn't in any history books.
*inserts dip into lip*
*leaves room to make speech
"He was a damn king, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. Conquest without contribution is meaningless. How will you make an impact? How will history remember you? Don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
by Nazeem December 3, 2020
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