Shuffle fingers

When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.

Matt: *shuffling songs*

Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..

Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*

Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!

by mattcrawford July 23, 2011

three finger shuffle

female masturbation

She was home by herself and horny. So she did the three finger shuffle.

by returnunopened January 27, 2010

BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS

I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010

Five finger shuffle

Holding your daddy part and thrusting, lots. Then you should cum.

I'll be down soon. I'm having a five finger shuffle.

by Charlie Bellow May 3, 2006

5 finger shuffle

when a guy is masturbating its usally called the 5 finger shuffle!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004