(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.

(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
by Phuqit October 20, 2011
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