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shrekoning 

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.
Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.
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Shrekology 

Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.
Shrekology by Mormon Fetus May 9, 2014

Shrekoning 

A calculation related to and/or benifiting the Ogrelord, Shrek.
"According to my shrekoning, the onions are close." Said Joe
Shrekoning by The Internep February 22, 2015

Shrekoning 

When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.
"Shrek has returned, happy Shrekoning"
Shrekoning by Random Derp July 9, 2015

shrekolection 

The act of having a disturbing flashback related to the Shrek movies.
Oh, man I went through some serious shrekolection last night. My mind feels like a peeled onion.
shrekolection by cookierunt December 7, 2015

The Shrekoning 

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.
Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.