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shrubber 

A person who arranges, designs and sells shrubberies.
King Arthur: "Did you say shrubberies?"

Roger the Shrubber: "Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
shrubber by MusP July 6, 2011
A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.
"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"
SHRUBBERY by Juke March 25, 2004

Shrubbage 

A broad and encompassing term used to describe edible leafy vegetables, usually found in salads
I like to order half fries, and half salad as a side to my main meal. Having the shrubbage helps me feel like I'm being healthy.
Shrubbage by ShrubbageILF May 3, 2017
An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.
Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
Shrubbery by Al Benedict June 28, 2013

shrubbin 

Having sex with a girl that has a hairy vagina.
Man, we already got with all the hot girls around here. Dude we could always go shrubbin.

When going shrubbin, one should always scout out the pubic region for wildlife including crabs, scabies, and even ring-tailed lemurs.
shrubbin by Jason Bond December 14, 2008

Shrubbing 

When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.
Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.
Shrubbing by kevin&gary October 17, 2010