Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.
That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.
by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015
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Contains super vibrations, triple green dick, 6969hz and 69V. Its really exciting to nut with a beautiful shrek dildo. U can get a peppa pig toilette paper free
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by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022
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