Shred-off 

When something is way beyond a rip-off, it's like the next level up. They often take place in such areas as Paddington, Double Bay (Double Pay) Pottspoint etc.

OMG! that guy charged me $8.80 for that small biscuit! Thats not even a ripoff, that's a SHRED-OFF!!

Shred-off by MXL March 5, 2009

Shrek Off

Jerking off to Shrek

Hold up im going to go and Shrek off

Shrek Off by Minkamus September 18, 2019

to shed someone off 

used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.

To shed someone off:

Aw Shannah man, shed him off he's got no craic

to shed someone off by 666paul666 December 20, 2023

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

Shrek Offender 

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

Shrek Offender by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021