Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
by Perrier August 1, 2018
To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.
Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?
Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?
Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?
Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011