Showpoke 

Somebody who finally starts watching a TV show, years after their friends, family and media told them to.

Jay: Hey, I hear that new show Mad Men is pretty good. I'm gonna watch that on Sunday.

Wendy: It's the fourth season, you Showpoke! I've been telling you to watch it for years!

Showpoke by prepster2000 August 15, 2010

snowpoke 

a person you are snowboarding with that is slowing you down

I went boarding with Mike the other day and he was a total snowpoke. I had to wait forever.

snowpoke by bella!!! March 9, 2009

slowpoke 

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

slowpoke by Fete October 19, 2005

snowpoker 

Popular Canadian poker game played outside in the freezing cold weather and the last remaining player takes whatever is left of the pot.

Me and the boys are partaking in a game of snowpoker tonite honey...don't wait up.

snowpoker by the_trapper August 15, 2006

Slowpokewhore 

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

Slowpokewhore by jillstraw February 19, 2010

Slowpoke Rodriguez 

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.

Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.

Slowpoke Rodriguez by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010

slowpoke 

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.

MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail

slowpoke by ben-unit April 18, 2006