by Lando Calrissian 69 August 14, 2006
I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!
by G005E October 11, 2006
This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.
by Nadia! December 28, 2017
The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014
A male with long hair lies on his back on his bed with his hair hanging to the floor. The female lays exposed on the floor and let's his hair tickle her beaver.
by Ballislyfe May 1, 2015
A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.
Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
by The Real Baby Mustacho May 11, 2011
"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."
by quotemonkey July 17, 2009