showalter

the feeling you get when you wake up the next morning after drinking and realize you slept with that guy from the bar..who was so much cuter when you were drunk

"omg i woke up this morning and looked next to me and i just felt so showalter!!! i cant believe what i did...thats the last time i drink tequila."

by miss diana kay~showalter June 15, 2008

Showaltered

In reference to Joshua Showalter, to rip someone off or fuck them over in a screwed up manner

“This fool sold me watered down ciroc”
“Ha you just got Showaltered”

by TRYBAL October 30, 2018

Michael Showalter

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.

Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.

by BBQ Platypus November 19, 2007

Matt Showalter

An extremely good looking guy, with more charisma than he knows what to do with. A Matt Showalter has a luscious head of hair, and he makes the koala look sexy.

Did you see that guy? He was a total Matt Showalter. What a babe.

by lexamexa December 31, 2014

Showalter Middle School

The school comes with free reduced lunches and STDs. I’m unoriginal @danal it’s up to you to finish

Showalter middle School

by Raffish July 2, 2019