by The show dog August 14, 2017
female human, bred specifically to be used for intercourse with someone chosen by her. typically they are well-trained and have attractive mothers so the desirable genetic traits are passed on.
by medium rare steak July 7, 2013
a gathering of or conversation between several girls, usually the unattractive or doggish type. Men, forever objectifying, rate or judge the dogs based on appearance and personality.
Dude 1- 'Hey Brad, theres a Dog Show about to start behind you.'
Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."
Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."
by CharlesCheese February 21, 2009
To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.
by benth December 25, 2009
Putting peanut butter in your ass crack and letting your dog give you a rim job while you fuck someone else doggie style.
by Biz Git August 25, 2006
A dog show day is a substitute holiday name for any frivolous holiday. Participants yell "Dog Show Day" and are obliged to make signs. A dog show day can be called anyday, with or without any real reason. A dog show doesnt need to be happening for it to be dog show day.
by Nub Nub December 3, 2006
A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."