When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.
Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.
by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009
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The sensation created by just the right amount of wasabi with your sushi. Word origin: sushi + orgasm = shorgasm
"Oh yesssssssss! I just had a shorgasm with my last piece of sushi."
by graysocksgirl December 24, 2004
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1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
by FELDMANNN January 15, 2010
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