when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up
I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush
A word used for suburbanites who think they're cute pronouncing Target (stores) with a French accent: "Tar-jhay."
"Can you believe it? I got this fabulous hand-blown glass diffuser with Wild Tangerine incense sticks for the guest bathroom at Tar-jhay," said the stay-at-home retarjay with anchor woman hair. "It's just like the one at Pottery Barn, only $10 dollars cheaper."
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A television show on TLC. Stacy London and Clinton Kelly are two fashion-experts that visit people (it seems they are always 21+) who are nominated by someone because of their bad fashion style.more...
If the person accepts, they get a card with $5000 on it, so they can get a new wardrobe. The catch is, Stacy and Clinton get to throw out any articles of clothing from their wardrobe they want. That means you, scene band shirt.
The person shows their clothing in a 360 degree mirror, and Stacy and Clinton show them everything that's wrong with what they threw on. Now, the wardrobe is critiqued and thrown out. I don't know where the clothes goes, but if it doesn't go to charity, I'll get very upset.
Now, Stacy and London watch the man or woman from a camera on the first shopping day, criticizing and complimenting the articles they pick out.
On the second shopping day, they surprise attack the shopper during their quest to help them out in person. Once all $5000 are spent, they leave, and the man or woman gives a confessional about the days shopping.
The next day, the hairstylist gives them a new (what else?) haircut & style. Then Carmindy, the annoying ("so chic, you look chic, this is
A form of voyeurism frequently practiced by narcissistic, self-obsessed people with unconsciously low self-esteem while walking around or riding on public transport through a busy city.
It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.
Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.
Girl: "Wow, you've gotten hot since you moved to the city! Good work!"
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."
a stereotypical target shopper fashion sensed Backward tilted hat wearing typical snoop dog wanna be usually white but can be a black or whatever playing this role of the common jibaboo wanna be brainwashed ego of a ten year old kid that commonly in the same costume baseball caps and cotton printed shirts nike shorts."fade hair cuts"made famous in the 80's by dance star mc hammer what we call the penis head hair cut are big among these-jibaboo types. The jibaboo or some say jibaboon are taking over the bay area. San Jose and the silicon valley in california seem to be the most effected by the jibaboo complex.
hey you see that jibaboo oh theres another jibaboo wow theres jibaboon everywhere in this area are we in san jose cause theres alot of jibaboo! laugh out loud !! did you see that jibaboo!