When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.
Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.
by ratsbackside February 10, 2017
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When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.
by dr p July 29, 2010
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When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
by Magikman May 28, 2004
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