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A person who has received a gift from someone that is so crap, the recipient has no choice but to return the item back to the shop and leave it there!
after receipt of gift.....

Sandra: what am I supposed to do with this piece of shit?

Mandy: take it back to the shop, and run away!

Sandra: you mean, become a shopleaver?!

Mandy: yep!
by puffinpaws June 07, 2011