What Hollister does to you. They get you lost in a dark forest of plants and fabric. Then they render your senses useless by shining bright light in your eyes and blaring loud pop music in your ears. Finally, they choke you by forcing you to inhale the poisonous fumes they call "fragrance". You eventually pass out and awake in a small white room with a mirror or two, naked and moneyless. Surrounded by clothes you never wanted.
Amanda: OMIGOSH, I THINK I'VE BEEN SHOP-RAPED!
Claire: Did you go into Hollister again?!?
Amanda: It was on a dare :(
Claire: Well at least you've learned your lesson :/
Claire: Did you go into Hollister again?!?
Amanda: It was on a dare :(
Claire: Well at least you've learned your lesson :/
by iHateHollister November 26, 2010