A super short haircut on a hot girl / a really cute girl with a short boy-type haircut. safe to bet she's smarter than you, but will make you feel smart if you're not a dumbass.
a simple, straightforward acknowledgement with immediate gratification: "hey, check out that shortboy."
or
telling your friends what they've missed: "my writer's workshop partner tonight was a total shortboy."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!