Shomf 

Slang for the male reproductive organ. Can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. Literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.

"That guy is a total shomf!"
"That chick is shomfable."
"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."

Shomf by Erich S, Jacob H , Terri B August 1, 2008

David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!

One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.

David Shomen by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014

shofra 

The latin word for "magical monkey". Often mistaken for a donkey or a large horse. Likes to shag kebabs and can be found hiding under your bed.

That shofra is soooo sudaisay!

shofra by alzzy May 24, 2008

shofra 

The latin word for "magical monkey". Often mistaken for a donkey or a large horse. Likes to shag kebabs and can be found hiding under your bed.

That shofra is soooo sudaisay!

shofra by alzzy May 24, 2008

Shof 

A word Twenty One Pilots fans use in place of shit.

Tyler Joseph is a pieceof shof and a coward

Shof by SpoopyMouse February 11, 2019

shofart 

A fart that sounds like the shofar blown during the jewish high holidays in a synagogue.

Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.

shofart by Raul (comes out at night) September 13, 2013

Shofu 

A streamer and youtuber who is known to "run the set" from time to time. He's also andre the giant 2.0.

Verlisify: im the best smasher of all time, not even Shofu could beat me.
Shofu: RUN THE SET!!!!
Verlisify: (insert twitlonger here)

Shofu by kavtk December 26, 2018