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Shoiketing is when one shits, pisses, and jizzes in their pants in a single night. If done throughout the night it is a shameful act, but if it is done all simultaneously it a mark of pride.
What's that smell?

Oh I Shoiketed last night
by duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 19, 2014
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A uncommon last name. Most likely it originated in Russia. Goes well with Alan. Usually is rather short with brown hair, and a tiny cock.
"Yo, Shoiket!" He said.
by A creepy stalker November 30, 2011
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