Top Definition
Shoft is a word started in Bloomington, Illinois that is used to as a form of verbal victory in a canversation or debate. In basics, the word "shoft" is the new "burned" or "Boom Roasted". The word can be used in its present tense, (shoft), past tense (shofted) or future tense, (shofting). To understand this word in its full effect, please refer to the examples.
Person A: Hey whats up dawg?

Person B: Your moms a Dawg...

Person C: dang, you just got Shofted

Person B:**Cries and runs away**
by CraftyTiger Inc. September 02, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt