Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.
by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020
1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
by RamonDelFuego October 17, 2010
by Lady Dick September 1, 2008
by Big boy 89 April 22, 2017
My English teacher is so nice. She’s like a Mrs. Shoemaker.
by city>united July 18, 2022
If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.
by SyrianKid November 12, 2020
Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.
by Nishnob September 8, 2015