The Shoemaker is this person in the workplace whose work ends up getting done by his line manager and/or by the firm's client. They can't sack him cos he's too cute and has been with the company from day one as well has having loads on them. People are left wondering how the work is getting magically done, and refer to those who are doing it as being elves. As in the children story " The elves and the shoemaker".
Well fuck me here comes The Shoemaker. There are no flies on him, he is meeting his targets cos those midnight elves have been on the case again. If only those elves could give me a pull out.
by Mustang01 March 2, 2017
by Lukeb0,0 October 29, 2019
Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.
by Nishnob September 8, 2015
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022
Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 12, 2022
A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.
Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!
by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh October 1, 2009