Shoejuice 

The sticky and smelly mixture inside a girl's shoe that consists of a man's dried cum and her foot sweat. Shoejuice is very sticky, and stains shoes and socks a dark yellow. The amount of shoejuice produced also depends on the amount of sweat and cum in the shoe.

Shelby: Can i borrow your shox?

Jennifer: Yeah sure.

(Shelby runs a mile)

Shelby: Eww Jenny my feet are so sticky and sweaty. I can feel it between my toes too.

Jennifer: You just sweat a lot, take them off and lemme see.

Shelby: Eww gross there are yellow stains on my pink socks what do you put in your shoes??

Jennifer: Oh get over it, it's just some shoejuice from last night.

Shelby: Ewww you mean my feet are covered with your BF's cum?!

Shoejuice by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

Sejuiced 

The act of seducing somebody with the offer of juice.

"Mrs. Jefferson sejuiced that young black man from down the street with some of her homemade fruit punch."

Sejuiced by sphillips609 March 7, 2010

Shoenice 

Shoenice is the Youtube/internet phenomena known for eating virtually anything. He has ingested condoms, tampons, an entire bar of anti-perspirant, dish soap, multiple cans of chewing tobacco, a can of steel BB's, amongst many other things. He is also widely known for slamming hard liquor at incredible speed. He's demolished a liter of Wild Turkey in 30 seconds, and a 750ml bottle of Everclear in 13 seconds as well as many other types of liquor. He's also recognized by the Guiness Book of World Records for ingesting 20 lit birthday candles in under 2 minutes. He is the self proclaimed, "Human Garbage Disposal."

Hey Everyone, Shoenice Again! THANK YAW.

Shoenice by Shoefan June 11, 2013

Shoenice 

To eat something quickly which isn't necessarily edible

"Oh man, this bath bomb is disgusting..."
"Just Shoenice it..."

Shoenice by Saggymanbreast July 18, 2012

Shoeniced 

This game is more so in effect while drinking alcohol, but can be played whenever. You get one Shoenice per night - per person and this means at any point in the night you can tell that person they got shoeniced, therefore they have to drink the rest of the drink in their hands. Be careful who you Shoenice because they can get you right back! This game derived from the popular Youtube stunt artist Shoenice22 who drinks whole bottles of 151 and crazy shit like that.
Shoenicing - the act of, Shoeniced - after the act

Justin: Dude you been chillin on that beer all night, i'm gonna have to Shoenice you
Frank: SHOENICE!!! (chugs bottle)
Justin: Haha I already Shoeniced you once tonight, you're flagged bro.

Shoeniced by kevinmorf November 9, 2012

shoenice 

one crazy mother fucker who eats anything. best known for his youtube videos

"eat that shit"
"fuck it, shoenice"

shoenice by that bassy September 19, 2012

shitjuice 

Phrase used to describe when the fantasy is that good that it has the person using it acting like a complete twit at a more than embarrassing level for everyone present.

phwar that bloke had his Willy out at my family gathering telling my grandmother to get her tuna canoe out for the boys.. shitjuice

shitjuice by Shitjuice November 28, 2024