look up any word, like fleek:
 
1.
The slowest man in the world. Capable of turning any 5 minute tasking into a project requiring no less than 3 supervisors and approximately 13 hours. Known for "shuffling" through tasks apparently randomly. Also, with a failure to ingest any "eines" (caffeine, nicotine, etc.) in 37 minutes, falls over from lack of energy.
Shoeffler got tasked with our LDI? Put on a pot of coffee, we will be here a while....
by BD animal November 07, 2011