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Shoechestra 

The collection of squeaks and other annoying noises made by a multitude of wet shoes on a hard floor. Winter is a great time of year to hear a shoechestra because of all the melted snow. Shoechestras are often made of from about five people, and the high pitched squeaks often register a few octaves below Justin Beiber's voice, however many find shoechestras to be much more pleasant to listen to by comparison
Hank: "wow my shoes are squeaking!"
Dean: "mine too, and listen to all those other people, they're squeaking up a storm!"
Hank: "It's like some kind of shoechestra"
Dean: "hey wait up, I'm out of tune"
Hank: "what the hell? oh you're tying your shoe"
Shoechestra by Doctor.R December 8, 2010
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snorchestra

The additive effect of two or more people snoring which creates a would-be symphony.
The soft tone of Matt's snore coupled with Adam's deep roar created quite the snorchestra.
snorchestra by llerrah January 17, 2010
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snorechestra

An ensemble of snoring individuals, within the same room.
"Oh snap bro, did you hear Erick and Donald in there last night?! They made quite the snorechestra!"
snorechestra by Drew Toresco January 13, 2008

Snorchestra

A snorchestra- when you're trying to sleep but your significant other and furbabies/kids are all snoring at the same time creating an orchestra of snores snorchestra
The snorchestra was so loud last night I couldn't sleep
Snorchestra by Alpal81 February 24, 2020

Snorechestra

When multiple people in a single room are sleeping and snoring, keeping other people in the room awake. These often happen in hotel rooms on family trips, busses, and hostels.
My parent's grand symphony snorechestra kept me up until two in the morning until I subtly threw a pillow at them from across the hotel room.
Snorechestra by CThunderW August 7, 2011