A Shnizney is a rare occurrence that happens when your jerking off while walking in public, but you randomly squirt diarrhea in your pants.
Everyone around you glances at you in disbelief.
Guy: *Jerks off and has diarrhea* FUCK I HAD A SHNIZNEY

Le Monke: Uh oh, stupid stinky! Poop! Ahahahahahaha! Poopies, poopies funny!
Alalalalalalalalalala!f
by Fighting_Remnant February 26, 2020
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