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Shmoople 

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.
Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis
Shmoople by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

shmousle 

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.
Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
shmousle by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010
A clump of objects of at least 15 or more.
Look at that shrouple of cows!”
Shrouple by DarkFalcon94 October 8, 2018

Micrupple shmoople 

What you say when you hit your head on Counter top and a smoothie falls on your head.
Ah micrupple shmoople! That hurt!
Micrupple shmoople by Fishy milo October 4, 2019

Schmouple 

Overly happy and PDA-ey couple, married but not to each other. Normally about midlife age and referring to each other as Schmoopies and often seen in car parks at night.
W: Check out that schmouple over there by the Dodge..they think they are so hip that they can pull off UD moves like wineglassing!
A: Yah I saw them the other night in the pub....he was giving her a forking neck rub
Schmouple by Sweetbucha August 16, 2022

mooga do shmuple 

The sound one makes from drinking a cocktail of Bailey's irish cream and carling
Alex: Hey dan, try this drink.

(Dan drinks)

Dan: Argh! MOOGA DO SHMUPLE!