A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.
Overly happy and PDA-ey couple, married but not to each other. Normally about midlife age and referring to each other as Schmoopies and often seen in car parks at night.
W: Check out that schmouple over there by the Dodge..they think they are so hip that they can pull off UD moves like wineglassing!
A: Yah I saw them the other night in the pub....he was giving her a forking neck rub