Shmosu

It means you suck for using words like 'Gosu' '1337' or 'Leet' and 'Uber'.
Get a life for 15 $ you fuking moron...

X: GoSu
G: Shmosu
X: Shmosu? Wtf duz dat mean?
G: Means get a life for 15$, you dumb jew
X: o_O ok..

Shmosu by Gaderas May 14, 2004

shmoque 

Reaching a new level of high after smoking weed. Usually will only be experienced by the non light weights.

The Dude: Hey what are you doing tonight

Ed: I'm not sure, but I got 10 grams........shmoque

shmoque by HICHICHAPOPO March 24, 2011

SHMOUZE 

TO SMOKE MARIJUANA

OR MARIJUANA ITSELF

I NEED TO SHMOUZE A BLUNT RIGHT NOW

BEFORE WE GO OUT WE HAVE TO PICK UP SHMOUZE FOR THE RIDE HOME

SHMOUZE by cESoNE July 4, 2008

shmousle 

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.

Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it

shmousle by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010

shmouse; shmousie 

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.

1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.

shmouse; shmousie by Shmouse May 21, 2005

Shmouple 

A direct term used for any form of "ginger" that isn't socially unacceptable. Neither used as an insult nor a compliment.

Lets go give the Shmouple over there the five dollars we owed him.

Shmouple by ThatGingerDude September 9, 2011

shmouse

An animal or pet that is smaller than the standard size; a loving pet that is small and snuggly.

After me and the shmouse hit the beach for a game of Frisbee, we went home and shnuggled.

shmouse by Cherry Nelsonic May 21, 2005