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1.
A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.
by Dolphus-Raymond May 17, 2010
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2.
a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult
1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff
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