Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.
Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)
"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"
"No, Ive never even heard of them."
"What a shmoe."
A guy who thoroughly enjoys getting his ass kicked by women. He sometimes will actually pay women to beat him and stomp on his balls and such.
"Look at that chick beating the shit out of that dude!"
"He paid her a Franklin to stomp his candy ass - he's a genuine shmoe."
It means fat hairy sausage
"Whoa look at that Shmoe!"
"Thats one big Shmoe you got there,"
"Man! Look at your Shmoe!"
"His Shmoe is well big!"
David: Hey, you wanna go see the new Nam movie?
Jimmy: I was in Nam!
David: Your Mumma is Nam, you Shmoe
A girl that lets guys think that they can get in their pant but are actually too big of pussys to do it.
Guy:Suck my dick
Guy:*pulls down pants*
Shmoe:I WAS JUST KIDDING!