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2.
white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
by bruno June 23, 2004
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1.
basically a way of people from Boston saying 'whatever' or 'see ya' or 'yeah right' or anything of that sort.

this is a Boston word.
ex. 1- Guy: i'm getting with mad biddies tonight
other guy: yeeeeeah ok. shmelps!

Teacher: finish your work
girl: shmelps
by redsox ;) July 29, 2009
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