Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

Shmastered

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

by ProtegeRapper January 15, 2016