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Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.
I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.
by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication
He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.
by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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