Shmasome
Shmasome by DoctorWhooves March 16, 2012
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shmashmer
An attachment made for the end of a BIC lighter used to pack down a bowl. Originates from the actual name brand ASHMASHMER which is said as ASH-MASHER. shmashmer is pronounced as SHMASH-MER. This was found to be an easier way to say the actual name so ashmasher was replaced by shmasher forever in the vernacular of those that blaze the herb.
Me: Hey this bowl has hella ash on top, pass me your shmashmer so I can get a hit
Frankie: Fa Sho homie I got the ninja, black lighter with the black shmashmer.
Frankie: Fa Sho homie I got the ninja, black lighter with the black shmashmer.
shmashmer by DasBuskirk December 6, 2010
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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trespooping
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
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